Peeling an Orange Like a Pervert

Almost had this article titled, “How to Peel an Orange Like a Boss,” but the perverted, giggly thought process behind this orange peeling process is more accentuated than any true “boss” tactics involved. Made available by reddit user angrymole, I will now be hard pressed to peel an orange any other way. Hmm, I wonder what it would look like if I made use of a grapefruit’s organs? *Pause

 

 



Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.


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