7-Foot NBA Star Caught Planking in the Frozen Pizza Aisle

August 11, 2011 // 6:16 am // By: Elie Ayrouth

Oh, stop groaning — we all knew #planking wasn’t going to phase out without a fight. We encouraged it with our Food Planking series, and JaVale McGee, aka @JaValeMcGee34, aka Professional 7-foot NBA center for the Washington Wizards, has just upped the planking game by taking over his local supermarket. With the utmost planking quality form and lifelessness, he has appropriated himself in one of the most prestigious freezer compartments in one of the most prestigious aisles a supermarket has to offer — the frozen pizza area. That’s 7-feet of freezer space. #planking

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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Henrry Knight

What is this????

http://www.oliviapizza.co.uk/menu-and-order/pizzas/
PlatypusTheGreat

I think he should take food planking to the next level. I’ll bet he could really impress his friends by walking into a wedding reception while the guests are eating dinner and plank the wedding cake. Maybe also fart into the punch bowl while winking at the bride’s mum, his friends could laugh really hard then.
TooOldToBeast

So, so cool!!! Pun totally intended. I’ve got a challenge for Mr. McGee — the freezer in the hidden recess of the supermarket. Good luck, sir!
Anonymous

Awesome health code violation, bro.