Flippin’ Toast Like a Boss [HUMOR]

In my daily bout of Internet trolling, a came across this rather sensational animated gif of what appears to be an extremely talented, toast flinging specimen of a human being. To be specific, he’s tossing four different pieces of toast, with two hands, into two entirely separate toasters.

Look at the flick of the wrist. Look at the nonchalant back draft of the hands post-release. Observe the smoothness of each toast’s respective entry into the toasters’ openings. The entire sequence is conducted — dare I say it: LIKE A BOSS.

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