Let us re-acquaint you with BetaBrand, a San Francisco-based clothing company that has etched a name for themselves in the genre based on their innovative, often ridiculous clothing and accessory inventions. Late last year, we showed off their Gluttony Pants, a pant bottom piece with built-in napkins and adjustable sizing based on the level of your gluttony.

The brand’s latest piece, The Caperon, is exactly what it sounds like…half apron, half cape. If your summer grilling outfit wasn’t pretentious and douche-y enough, you can now get your inner-patriot on while flipping burgers, sausages and the bird [#goodone] at all possible haters.

One-size-fits-all, The Caperon supposedly comes from “a decade of painstaking research and development in the fields of fashion, science, metaphysics, and barbecuing.” If you pick up this $50 piece of BBQ wardrobe, make sure you hand wash in warm water, mild soap and line dry that badboy!

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.