It’s Tuesday. That means the boys at Epic Meal Time have taken to their YouTube channel to give the Interwebs another edition of their ridiculous weekly cooking show. Their latest episode is dubbed Ninja Turtle Soup brings the gang comes together in an effort to make a worthy homage-of-a-meal for their childhood heros… The Ninja Turtles. Definitely not mad at that!

In a process that involves shelling actual turtles for meat to add to their soup, the recipe ends up finding a way to rack up 431 grams of fat and 21,336 calories between their turtle soup and 4 meat turtles. If you’re wondering where their idea for the meat turtles came from, looks like it was harvested from some variation of the infamous Bacon Cheese Turtleburger that went viral among the foodie community back in 2010.

Without further ado, Epic Meal Time:

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.