We’ve seen some wild things from the amateur, foul-mouthed YouTube chefs at Epic Meal Time. In their most recent Mother’s Day episode, the dudes recreate a birth, and end up chomping on the bacon umbilical cord in the process.

This episode finds the show’s host Harley Morenstein suited up as a doctor, reminiscing about his mother’s aspirations for him to grow up in the medical profession. Morenstein has a full turkey, covered in bacon stuffed with a full rabbit, both connected by a windy, edible umbilical cord.

2,435 grams of fat, 33,303 calories later, we witness the…’crowning’ moment:

Following the biting of the umbilical cord, the entire meal was rounded off with the customary Jack Daniels Titty Milk shots:

In the words of Harley, this video is a motherfuckin’ Mother’s Day special…for all the motherfuckin’ motherfuckers…that ever fucked their mothers…I’m talking to you Dad:

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.