Porn Star Aria Giovanni Cooks Shrimp Scampi Linguini

This video is sloppily edited and directed, but to be honest, doesn’t porn succumb to the same issues? Despite these pitfalls, just like porn, we end up watching from opening frame to ending frame, staring not just at boiling water, oil being dripped into different pots and pans, but a large pair of…frying pans. Enjoy this video starring porn star Aria Giovanni as she shows the world how to cook Shrimp Scampi Linguini. Hehe, she said ling-uini.



Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.


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  • Anneke

    Some of us DON’T watch porn, “from opening frame to ending frame.” I hate writing that implies that everyone does. It’s dehumanizing to women and damaging to real relationships and families.

    • rudy

      I think you’re right that porn is damaging in ways, but I also think that the writer was a) somewhat joking and b) if anything making a personal statement rather than assuming that of EVERYONE.

      Just my .02

      • Holler

        My .02: Her boobs are humongous.

        • Anneke

          Good job, Caveman. Go climb back in your hole.

        • http://twitter.com/christellar Christellar

          haha a comment like that and dudes wonder why their wives divorce them and take all their money all the time LOL too funny

      • Holler

        My .02: Her boobs are humongous.

  • http://twitter.com/christellar Christellar

    Dear FoodBeast: Your Phallic Photos are funny, but this is just retarded. You have lost 1/2 of my respect for your content. I didn’t learn a single thing except that you don’t care about your audience. That being said: if this ugly toad can make p0rn; my confidence has boosted ten-fold LOL ewwwww!

    • Anonymous

      Appreciate your comment Christellar!

      I’m sorry that you’ve lost 1/2 respect for our content. One thing I would like to discuss is your claim that we “don’t care about your [our] audience”. This couldn’t be further from the truth.

      We are a Food News website, presenting as much relevant food news as possible. This is particular article reports on an adult film star trying her hand at a cooking a show. If you read the post, we even criticize the entire execution and delivery of this video.

      As always, thank you for reading FOODBEAST, if it wasn’t for you reading, commenting and interacting with us on a daily basis, we’d have no purpose to keep moving forward.

      Respectfully,

      Elie

    • Anonymous

      Appreciate your comment Christellar!

      I’m sorry that you’ve lost 1/2 respect for our content. One thing I would like to discuss is your claim that we “don’t care about your [our] audience”. This couldn’t be further from the truth.

      We are a Food News website, presenting as much relevant food news as possible. This is particular article reports on an adult film star trying her hand at a cooking a show. If you read the post, we even criticize the entire execution and delivery of this video.

      As always, thank you for reading FOODBEAST, if it wasn’t for you reading, commenting and interacting with us on a daily basis, we’d have no purpose to keep moving forward.

      Respectfully,

      Elie

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