If you are an absolute bacon fanatic, then you might be someone who craves the taste in every off hour of the day. With Mr. Bacon’s Bacon Flavored Toothpaste, you won’t even have to spend your morning tooth brushing routine without the flavor of bacon. Imagine keeping your gums and teeth healthy while lathering the inner confines of your mouth with a delicious flavor of smokey bacon. This 2.5 oz. tube should do just the trick. ($4.50 @ ArchieMcPhee)

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.