Humorous Domino’s Employee Termination Record

According to this recently surfaced Employee Warning Record sheet, a former Domino’s Pizza branch assistant manager was released. The basis of his termination revolves around him coming to work under the influence of some unknown substance, counting to the 47th digit of Pi (or tried to), insulting customers and smearing Chocolate Lava Cake over his face and exclaiming, “I’m Rick James, Bitch”. I think that’s fair grounds for termination, still funny though. (Via thedailywh.at / Reddit)

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