Humorous Domino’s Employee Termination Record

January 11, 2011 // 2:11 pm // By: Elie Ayrouth

According to this recently surfaced Employee Warning Record sheet, a former Domino’s Pizza branch assistant manager was released. The basis of his termination revolves around him coming to work under the influence of some unknown substance, counting to the 47th digit of Pi (or tried to), insulting customers and smearing Chocolate Lava Cake over his face and exclaiming, “I’m Rick James, Bitch”. I think that’s fair grounds for termination, still funny though. (Via thedailywh.at / Reddit)

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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this guy is my hero. LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
You sir, name?

Personally I think he should be re-instated as district manager.
booger1972

This gentleman clearly understands that mankind has diluted DNA as a result of over chlorination… and to that end, understands that Lava cake must clearly be on the face when referring to Rick James..
booger1972

This gentleman clearly understands that mankind has diluted DNA as a result of over chlorination… and to that end, understands that Lava cake must clearly be on the face when referring to Rick James..
Anton_chigurh77

This guy is my God! I will follow him anywhere or kill in his name if he tells me to!
Noam

Maybe he was under the influence of the gross mushrooms they put on domino’s pizzas.
Kaygee19

Definite middle management potential. Real straight shooter.