McDonald’s Chicken McBites Get a National Rollout

Chicken McBites, McDonald’s latest answer to a promising new year of new products. The new poppable pieces of premium seasoned chicken breast. The snack size will set you back 310 calories, 19 grams of fat and credit you 14 grams of protein, compared to a 4-piece Chicken…

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Sweets, Video

Cakezilla: 11,860 Calories Worth of Cake

December 21, 2010 // 1:32 pm

YouTube user FuriousPete123 has just added to his archive of bad eating habits with this latest installment, The Cakezilla. He courageously refers to it as “the ultimate cake”, utilizing 11,860 calories worth of junk food desserts to create this frozen tower of diabetes. We’re looking…

Humor

Ke$hadilla [Humor]

December 21, 2010 // 10:50 am

Seems like the Ke$hadilla would be the perfect complement to a breakfast of a bottle of Jack Daniels and glitter cereal (if it existed, you know Ke$ha would be eating it). If you don’t know who Ke$ha is, this Wikipedia page should fill you in.…

Cravings

The Egglami Sandwich

December 21, 2010 // 9:12 am

A sandwich truly highlighting the left overs of a young person’s barren fridge. Featuring salami, a fried egg, two kinds of cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise, salsa, guacamole and a couple slices of whole wheat toast. (PicThx DudeFoods)

News

Taco Bell: Beefy Crunch Burrito uses Flamin’ Hot Fritos

December 21, 2010 // 4:49 am

Taco Bell seems on a tear to fulfill stoners’ fantasies this Christmas. We’re looking at their latest menu addition, the Beefy Crunch Burrito, featuring seasoned beef, rice, sour cream, nacho cheese sauce and crunchy Flamin’ Hot Fritos chips. The burrito is being advertised for 99¢, sounds like a…

Products

Peanut Butter & Jelly Friendship Rings

December 21, 2010 // 1:07 am

What’s peanut butter without jelly? If you can’t imagine one without the other, than these friendship rings were made for you. No more than 2 centimeters long, these tiny pieces of toast are attached to sterling silver adjustable rings. Hand crafted, one piece…

Humor, Products

Penis Pasta

December 20, 2010 // 2:34 pm

Yes, you’re reading right. Every bowl of Penis Pasta will legitimately credit your body with 7 grams of protein, 188 calories and 1 gram of fat. Advertised as “perfect for bachelorette parties”, but just as perfect for every-day use (if you like downing penis for lunch; that’s…

News

Hardee’s: Introducing Turkey Thickburgers? [Rumor]

December 20, 2010 // 2:10 pm

According to the credible folks over at BurgerBusiness, we’ve just gotten word that Hardee’s restaurants in the St. Louis area are testing a three-item Turkey Thickburger line. This may prove to be an amazing move for the brand, presenting a (stereotypically) leaner meat product as…

Cravings

Smoked Salmon Christmas Tree Sandwiches

December 20, 2010 // 9:07 am

Smoked salmon sitting on dark rye bread with hot cream cheese piped into little Christmas Tree ornaments all over. What a visual feast! (PicThx InsaneWiches)