Carl’s Jr. Testing a "Footlong Cheeseburger"

Carl’s Jr. simply couldn’t sit still too long while KFC hopped into the sandwich game with their Double Down from days ago. It looks like they’re trying to make some waves with this new “Footlong Cheeseburger” they’re testing out at one of my local Santa Ana, CA, locations. The sandwich comes along with some chuckles, to say the least. It sells for $4 (the plain cheeseburger), and the deluxe is set at $4.50 (comes with all the fixings, lettuce, tomatoes, onions).  The combo meals are set at $6.50 for the cheeseburger version and $7.00 for the deluxe footlong.

The 12-inch burger is wrapped like a sandwich, and sticks out of most of the to-go bags offered up at the location, so it was definitely an interesting sight. I’m not sure how well the burger will fair, it’s basically just a few patties and ingredients mimicking a sub sandwich, which may end up not helping its overall appeal. The dough on the bread seems a little off, but the execution of the entire sandwich still remains interesting and I’m intrigued to say the least. As for the patty, it actually consists of smaller individual patties, instead of one larger piece (which may have earned it some more “craziness points“). Maybe they will make some modifications if they decide to roll this burger out nationally. Until then, what do you guys think of the pictures, or if you’ve tried it yourself, please share your thoughts with us!

Edit #1 (07/14/10) : We’ve compiled a quick video of the sandwich, it’s viewable here for those interested in getting a bit more footage of the footlong.

Edit #2 (07/14/10): An employee at the location we got the sandwich from “guesstimated” that the sandwich has actually been available at their location for almost 3 weeks, apparently our food blogging was a bit behind! Oh well, better late than never. She also shrugged when I asked her how the sandwich has been doing, which leads us to believe it’s had a rather mixed reception thus far.





Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.


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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/D7H22DEUWB3L35CNI7XQIVLPVY T

    Too much O

  • Guest

    It was like a famous star….but longer, and less tasty bread.

  • D8ndfun

    Thats all americans need, more enriched flour.

  • Guest

    And people seiously wonder why we're the fattest nation? I'm so glad I'm a vegetarian now.

  • http://twitter.com/foodbeast foodbeast.com

    It just sounds more obnoxious, to be realistic, it's probably no less crazy than getting a footlong at Subway of Pastrami, Carne Asada, etc., with sauce and cheese. I think it's fair to think of this new sandwich in that sense..

  • http://twitter.com/foodbeast foodbeast.com

    It just sounds more obnoxious, to be realistic, it's probably no less crazy than getting a footlong at Subway of Pastrami, Carne Asada, etc., with sauce and cheese. I think it's fair to think of this new sandwich in that sense..

  • Guest

    Fair enough.

  • Guest

    Fair enough.

  • Guest

    Neat, but they'd have to nail the bread to make the thing appealing.

  • http://twitter.com/foodbeast foodbeast.com

    Agreed.

  • James

    That is the most unappealing and unappetizing thing I have ever seen, besides the double down. It looks gray, like there is no color to that nasty sandwich. This is why America is obese.

  • http://www.rumorrat.com Rumor Rat

    The Rumor Rat-pack is ecstatic! This will mean more garbage for them!

    -The Big Cheese
    Managing Editor
    http://www.RumorRat.com

  • http://localaccess46.wordpress.com Eidolem

    I wish it had one long, narrow patty. It just looks like Siamese triplets, cheeseburger style.

  • Guest

    Thank g-d I'm a vegetarian. Eating dead animal doesn't appeal to me whether or not it's served on a 'foot long'. YUK>

  • Mal

    Actually, I think America is obese because we just don't walk enough. America was built for driving.
    I've been in France for the past two months and really… They don't eat much better. I am desperate for vegetables and fruits here. In a nutshell, the French diet consists of baguettes, cheese, wine, ham, and eggs. With a bunch of cream or mayonnaise. Really not much less fatty.

  • Guest

    We aren't the fattest nation actually. Also, you do realize that there is a difference in the protein in meat then in beans right? They aren't the same thing, you still need to eat the protein in meat for your brain to function and develop (in non-adults) properly.

    As for the burger, it looks pretty awful, but mostly thats because the meat is over cooked, and there is far to much bread.

  • Glenn

    Okay, only 3rd fattest nation – but behind 2 tiny Pacific islands (http://www.expatify.com/news/the-worlds-top-10-…)

  • Jenny

    Smugness isn't appealing. To quote from an ad I saw recently “Thank goodness for vegetarians – leaves more meat for the rest of us”.

  • Dave J.

    I'm not really sure the stuff between those two buns qualifies as “meat.”

  • http://twitter.com/partiallypro Josh Fields

    It's not that bad of a deal, you could get this for kids, and slice it in 3 and it's actually a really good deal. I bet it's less fattening than most people think it is…

  • Cynthia Fawcett

    For the most part, the critical difference between beans and meat is not the protein, it's the levels of fat. Meat (and most animal derived proteins) contains high levels of saturated fat (about 16 grams per patty) and no fibre. Saturated fat is linked directly to cancer, heart disease and stroke.

    Beans, on the other hand, contain almost no fat (about 1 gram per cup) but are loaded with fibre which is shown to fight heart disease and reduce cancer.

    From a science and health perspective, beans are, without argument, better for you than beef.

  • Shortschit

    Which specific Carl's Jr in Santa Ana? I live in Newport so I kinda want to try it out.

  • http://twitter.com/don_from_vegas DE

    are you out of your mind…? not as fattening as you think…? the sheer ignorance is maddening on so many levels

  • http://twitter.com/foodbeast foodbeast.com

    Haha I never realized how bad Gio looks in these photos. Wow.

  • burgerMiester miesterBurger

    without bacon, this sandwich will fail

  • br4k3r

    This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. You fucking american pigs are going to get what's coming to you one day. And no I'm not arab I'm Canadian. Fuck you.

  • diddles85

    haha canadian, figures

  • Gdjklsf

    Someone's got their meat-apologist talking points sheet ready to go.

    There are several amino acids in proteins that humans need. We need them every day. Meat contains all of these amino acids. Vegetables don't. However, it's pretty simple to get a complete protein from vegetable sources – rice and beans, for instance, are a complete protein. There are even slices of bread that offer complete protein. This is not as insurmountable a problem as meat-eaters would make it seem.

  • Monica

    i don't think americans need yet another way to quickly become obese

  • itsmaybelline

    iPads are for douchebags

  • Wb247

    mmmm…. moral superiority…. nomnomnomnom… it's delicious…

  • MOSLENER

    WHICH LOCATION IN SANTA ANA IS OFFERING THIS??
    IM INTERESTED IN TRYING IT, AND DO YOU KNOW IF ITS STILL AVAILABLE?

  • Mrdowntown

    Yeah, because that will keep you skinny. There have never been ANY fat vegetarians. Ever. Really.

  • Mrdowntown

    Yeah, because that will keep you skinny. There have never been ANY fat vegetarians. Ever. Really.

  • Phred1946

    Years ago 65-68 while stationed at Castle AFB, Merced ,Ca there was and A&W in Atwater, CA sold a 'French Burger' that had four hamburger patties, cheese and all the fixin's. It was great I once at two of them with fries and rootbeer floats.

  • Phred1946

    Years ago 65-68 while stationed at Castle AFB, Merced ,Ca there was and A&W in Atwater, CA sold a 'French Burger' that had four hamburger patties, cheese and all the fixin's. It was great I once at two of them with fries and rootbeer floats.

  • Mrdowntown

    An annoying, cliched, America-hating Canadian? I thought I would never see the day.

  • Mrdowntown

    An annoying, cliched, America-hating Canadian? I thought I would never see the day.

  • Mushroom3170

    Enjoy your Atkins diet!

  • Mushroom3170

    Enjoy your Atkins diet!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/6LXGACCHS2YLCNB7AEGDG36PIQ lovely

    The picture always looks better than the real thing.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/6LXGACCHS2YLCNB7AEGDG36PIQ lovely

    The picture always looks better than the real thing.

  • Mushroom3170

    Our powerful canines and long, coiled GI tract also make it plain that we're designed to be meat eaters. GRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Ima go kill something.

    I loves animal proteins. They're so much more scrumptious than bean proteins. Yum!

  • Mushroom3170

    Our powerful canines and long, coiled GI tract also make it plain that we're designed to be meat eaters. GRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Ima go kill something.

    I loves animal proteins. They're so much more scrumptious than bean proteins. Yum!

  • Mushroom3170

    But are you a Canadian Arab?

  • Mushroom3170

    But are you a Canadian Arab?

  • Chris

    the history of the world will remain the same…fat and skinny people may will try this, some will like it, some wont…everyone who eats this isnt fat and people who dont eat it arent super skinny…

  • Chris

    the history of the world will remain the same…fat and skinny people may will try this, some will like it, some wont…everyone who eats this isnt fat and people who dont eat it arent super skinny…

  • Ntskeert

    It all looks great except for the deusch-hole in the purple shirt eating it. No muscles=no appetite. Damn feminist males.

  • Ntskeert

    It all looks great except for the deusch-hole in the purple shirt eating it. No muscles=no appetite. Damn feminist males.

  • anonymous

    I want one of these O___O

  • anonymous

    I want one of these O___O

  • Christian

    Hey, everybody pay attention! This comment comes to us all the way from America's Hat!

  • Christian

    Hey, everybody pay attention! This comment comes to us all the way from America's Hat!

  • Da-Griller

    I'm a red blooded American, who has absolutely no fear of the grill. Heck, have you ever done a meatloaf on the grill…. how about a chuck roast? MMmmmmmm MEAT!!! Gimmie more! lol! I would try the burger, if there was a Carl's around in my area. Unfortunately, there isn't. But there is a Burger Thing (King) nearby … and I do go there for their quad cheeseburgers and triple whoppers… oh, and the occasional double steakhouse burger.

    So, these veggieheads…. I guess they like beanburgers and tofu burgers… bah. Not me … Give me a bigh ol hunk of fresh beast and I'll grill it … with grilled / baled potato and steamed green beans ( on the grill of course )

    Oh, I'm from Wisconsin, I'm 6'1, 245lbs, heavy on the muscle…… and I approve this message.

  • Da-Griller

    I'm a red blooded American, who has absolutely no fear of the grill. Heck, have you ever done a meatloaf on the grill…. how about a chuck roast? MMmmmmmm MEAT!!! Gimmie more! lol! I would try the burger, if there was a Carl's around in my area. Unfortunately, there isn't. But there is a Burger Thing (King) nearby … and I do go there for their quad cheeseburgers and triple whoppers… oh, and the occasional double steakhouse burger.

    So, these veggieheads…. I guess they like beanburgers and tofu burgers… bah. Not me … Give me a bigh ol hunk of fresh beast and I'll grill it … with grilled / baled potato and steamed green beans ( on the grill of course )

    Oh, I'm from Wisconsin, I'm 6'1, 245lbs, heavy on the muscle…… and I approve this message.

  • Erkdivers

    your obese biggysmalls

  • Erkdivers

    your obese biggysmalls

  • http://twitter.com/foodbeast foodbeast.com

    post was updated (=

  • DereJohn

    -If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did he make animals out of meat?

  • Joyce

    Foot Long cheeseburgers can increase traffic at Hardee's or whereever. I would buy one.
    Joyce
    Raleigh, NC

  • Crimson_hell00

    Exactly who wonders why we're the fattest nation? You forget that it also has a lot to do with the ease of getting food for cheap. Be worried when we're not the fattest nation! lol

  • Tanner

    It doesnt even look all that fattening, It looks just plain nasty. Who would want that?

  • Delhiman

    Have you ever visited India?

  • Kmh322

    I don't understand the smugness or superiority people display b/c they choose to eat or not eat something. If you're a vegetarian, don't buy it. If you're not a vegetarian, buy it or don't.

  • Da-Griller

    GO MEAT!

  • JabloPob

    Cool review but its a bummer that you have zero idea how to operate a camera

  • Dano

    Fuck that looks delicious.

  • MahouKame

    Yes. Americans are obese because that meat looks gray. That TOTALLY makes sense.

  • Jason

    I love how at first the fast food chains were going with, “lets do the healthy thing” with salads and less calories. Now it is, lets see who can make the most disgusting, high calorie heart attack sandwich. Its pathetic and even more pathetic are the people ordering them.

  • cntrlfrk

    Obama to declare a moratorium on footlong hamburgers in 5…4…3…

  • cntrlfrk

    Obama to declare a moratorium on footlong hamburgers in 5…4…3…

  • cntrlfrk

    Obama to declare a moratorium on footlong hamburgers in 5…4…3…

  • cntrlfrk

    Obama to declare a moratorium on footlong hamburgers in 5…4…3…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Ar/100000903987836 Chris Ar

    America? Some of the fattest asses I've seen are in Europe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Ar/100000903987836 Chris Ar

    Hitler was a vegetarian, and an animal lover. If only he'd have eaten some meat and spared some humans …

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Ar/100000903987836 Chris Ar

    That's the beauty of living in a free country. Want to eat it? Go ahead. Don't want to eat it? Fine, but STFU.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Ar/100000903987836 Chris Ar

    Canadian? There's like a Tim Hortons for everyone up there! Ever try a Maple Dip? It's pure fat. Canadians are as fat as Americans.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Ar/100000903987836 Chris Ar

    Canadian? There's like a Tim Hortons for everyone up there! Ever try a Maple Dip? It's pure fat. Canadians are as fat as Americans.

  • Zap-50

    Awesome and an entertaining post. Nice.

  • Phil A O'Fish

    It looks delicious, but my stomach and colon can no longer tolerate such a thing. I think I got this way from over-indulging all these years. Of course we didn't have footlong cheeseburgers, but Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese and Triple Whoppers are pretty much the same thing and they've been around for awhile. Not to mention all the greasy fast-food I've eaten in excess in countless places over the years. These days I have to take 2 different prescriptions twice a day just to alleviate my heartburn. If I don't, consuming something simple like drinking only ice water will give me heartburn. I also have to dose up on laxatives and stool softeners on occasion because I'm chronically constipated. I've never had these issues before. My advice to people, please enjoy this stuff in moderation. You might live to regret it like I have and I'm only 39 years old.

  • anorm

    and cigarettes….

  • MessyJessy

    Sooo….where is this location at again? I've seen it asked three times, but not answered. Help a (hungry) sista out!! ;)

  • Spamalious

    Santa Ana , CA

  • clark

    Everytime i walk into a fast food restraunt i see these people who have been eating so much food that thier brains cannot twist, run or enjoy life like an average in shape person.

  • rockrib

    Vegetarian drama…Really? It's an article about a foot-long cheeseburger. Logically, a vegetarian would simply ignore this as they do not partake. The only reason for a veggie-head here is to smugly condescend to meat eaters. Why is it that individuals who make the personal choice to stop smoking, become vegetarians/vegans and the like feel the need to preach to those who do not? Please–get a life. Freedom of choice–it's not just for inadvertently pregnant hedonists!!

  • http://www.superhappyfuntimestore.com McMonkeylog

    It's a hamburger sub. Color me not impressed, but i'm sure it's delicious!

  • Fakeemail22

    laughing at fast food junkies

  • Jjjj

    For the love of my heart, please no!

  • rockrib

    Vegetarian drama…Really? It’s an article about a foot-long cheeseburger. Logically, a vegetarian would simply ignore this as they do not partake. The only reason for a veggie-head here is to smugly condescend to meat eaters. Why is it that individuals who make the personal choice to stop smoking, become vegetarians/vegans and the like feel the need to preach to those who do not? Please–get a life. Freedom of choice–it’s not just for inadvertently pregnant hedonists!!

  • http://www.superhappyfuntimestore.com McMonkeylog

    It’s a hamburger sub. Color me not impressed, but i’m sure it’s delicious!

  • Fakeemail22

    laughing at fast food junkies

  • Jjjj

    For the love of my heart, please no!

  • JennaM

    GROSS! nuff said.

  • Beans and Grease

    I am a vegetarian b/c I hate plants

  • JennaM

    GROSS! nuff said.

  • Beans and Grease

    I am a vegetarian b/c I hate plants

  • Mell

    Ha, no. American people are obese because they don't exercise. You can pretty much eat, what ever you want as long as you exercise once a day.
    Oh, and I would just adore it if people would stop singling out America as being the fat country. I'm more then sure that Europe has its share of obese people in it.

  • Mell

    Ha, no. American people are obese because they don’t exercise. You can pretty much eat, what ever you want as long as you exercise once a day.rnOh, and I would just adore it if people would stop singling out America as being the fat country. I’m more then sure that Europe has its share of obese people in it.

    • Peter2

      Americans are world champions in eating processed food. The average american housewife is warming up in the micro wave oven food which has been manufacored in factories. Only a minority is buying natural food like vegetable, fish and meat in markets and cook it at home. 1/3 of their population is obese.

  • Rlaugel

    Eric Holder is planning to sue Carl's Jr. as this sandwich in un-constitutional under the 1st, 2nd and 8th amendments. Only taco's and lamb kabobs are allowed to be a foot long.

  • Rlaugel

    Eric Holder is planning to sue Carl's Jr. as this sandwich in un-constitutional under the 1st, 2nd and 8th amendments. Only taco's and lamb kabobs are allowed to be a foot long.

  • Rlaugel

    Eric Holder is planning to sue Carl’s Jr. as this sandwich in un-constitutional under the 1st, 2nd and 8th amendments. Only taco’s and lamb kabobs are allowed to be a foot long.

  • Tigerlily62

    This is great if you're trying to feed a houseful of kids. Just slice it into pieces… at $4, very economical.

  • Tigerlily62

    This is great if you’re trying to feed a houseful of kids. Just slice it into pieces… at $4, very economical.

  • Kathi

    this makes me want to throw up!!

  • Dickhead

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiipad, iiiiiiiiiiiiphone, maaaaaaacbooooooook how many electronic devices do you seriously keep on the table while eating? seriously clear shit out of the way and make room for more footlongs.

  • Kathi

    this makes me want to throw up!!

  • Dickhead

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiipad, iiiiiiiiiiiiphone, maaaaaaacbooooooook how many electronic devices do you seriously keep on the table while eating? seriously clear shit out of the way and make room for more footlongs.

    • tshirt

      I just noticed that he had all those strategically placed in the photos, what a pretentious douche.

      • carnivoracious

        There exists the possibility that he was placing them there for a sense of scale with respect to the sandwich. He may still be a douche; I don’t know the guy.

      • bananabread!

        yet he has the most haggard tabble around, i am guessing he found those in someone’s garbage.

  • 754boy

    What about eating dead plants? Same thing except the animals taste better! xD

  • tshirt

    I just noticed that he had all those strategically placed in the photos, what a pretentious douche.

  • 754boy

    What about eating dead plants? Same thing except the animals taste better! xD

    • TheDude

      I second that, plus what about eating those “seeds” and “nuts” it’s like eating the plants young. It’s just wrong.

  • Carnivoracious

    I love vegetarians. Especially when grilled rare with a bit a seasoning.

  • carnivoracious

    There exists the possibility that he was placing them there for a sense of scale with respect to the sandwich. He may still be a douche; I don't know the guy.

  • RdRunner

    no food is really better for or worse for you. your body still needs nutrients from meat and from vegetables like beans. if you only eat vegetables, your body misses out on a lot of stuff that it needs to properly function. you could actually get sick by not eating enough meat if you do not get the nutrients in meat from other sources. so you can't really compare two foods because eating a variety is the best way.

  • Carnivoracious

    I love vegetarians. Especially when grilled rare with a bit a seasoning.

  • Pan0na

    I cant say that the concept isnt new for burger subs. Theyre all over the east coast here in local sub shops and sheetz. At least in the state of PA. Yes, foot longs too.

  • RdRunner

    no food is really better for or worse for you. your body still needs nutrients from meat and from vegetables like beans. if you only eat vegetables, your body misses out on a lot of stuff that it needs to properly function. you could actually get sick by not eating enough meat if you do not get the nutrients in meat from other sources. so you can’t really compare two foods because eating a variety is the best way.

    • Legume

      fucking really? wow. so what your saying is I shouldn’t only eat vegetables (which i don’t) for all you meat eaters…us vegetarians ..eat other things as well! yea, it’s true. I know, amazing right. That there is something other than vegetables to eat, that ISN’T meat. Lets see we eat nuts, seeds, beans, lentils, peas, boca (meatless) burgers, the infamous vegetables, grains, soy products, wheat, bagels, oatmeal, tofu, toast, soup, stews, cornbread, muffins, etc. Now, to get back on the subject, of what you are saying. So we are missing someone from not eating meat. Is it the fatty acids? Because it sure as hell can’t be the protein. I haven’t gotten ‘sick’ from not eating meat infact my skin is clearer, i’ve lost a few pounds, i am energized throughout the day, am not tired and feel like i have to re-fuel. and you CAN compare the two foods. beans is obviously a better choice.

      • EternalsBliss

        Legume I hate to say it but you seem to be the angriest vegetarian I have ever seen. Can you say something positive and redeem yourself? I choose to not berate others for their lifestyle choices but if being vegetarian makes you this angry, I think I would avoid being one.

  • Pan0na

    I cant say that the concept isnt new for burger subs. Theyre all over the east coast here in local sub shops and sheetz. At least in the state of PA. Yes, foot longs too.

  • Anerino

    Isn't this just a gizmo without the ham?

  • Anerino

    Isn’t this just a gizmo without the ham?

  • ScottMercer

    Here's comes more smugness, this time from the other direction: the Atkins diet true believer. Say what you want, but every time I have gone on the Atkins Diet and adhered to its principles, I have lost 50, 60, 70 pounds. Everytime I have gone off the Atkins Diet, I have gained back those same 50, 60, 70 pounds. Well, all of you nay-sayers and supposed experts be damned, I guess I have to stick with it for life to stay healthy. Whatever. I'd rather eat meat than drop dead, thanks.

    So, from my perspective, the problem with this sandwich is not the meat patties, the problem is clearly the WHITE BREAD BUN!!!! Okay, I know you're all rolling your eyes at this point because what I am saying goes against everything you've ever been taught. I don't care, I know what I know. Proof in the pudding, so to speak. Honestly, I would only eat this sparingly (without the bread) because I am much better off eating meat that is NOT PROCESSED (steaks, roasts, whole chickens grilled, whole fish grilled with skin on). The Atkins diet is not about eating nothing but hot dogs and baloney, thank you very much.

    I would put the health factor of my dinner last night (steak, salad and chicken wings, not breaded, baked not fried) again any vegetarian you'd care to name. I had a friend who once became a vegetarian to “be healthy” but he ate nothing but sugar-laden soda, cheese pizza and whole bags of candy. Clearly, he got fatter. All I am saying is, there's healthy eating and unhealthy eating, and vegetarianism is not necessarily better for, and low carb eating is not necessarily bad for you. It all depends on CONTEXT and the actual foods you eat.

  • ScottMercer

    Here's comes more smugness, this time from the other direction: the Atkins diet true believer. Say what you want, but every time I have gone on the Atkins Diet and adhered to its principles, I have lost 50, 60, 70 pounds. Everytime I have gone off the Atkins Diet, I have gained back those same 50, 60, 70 pounds. Well, all of you nay-sayers and supposed experts be damned, I guess I have to stick with it for life to stay healthy. Whatever. I'd rather eat meat than drop dead, thanks.

    So, from my perspective, the problem with this sandwich is not the meat patties, the problem is clearly the WHITE BREAD BUN!!!! Okay, I know you're all rolling your eyes at this point because what I am saying goes against everything you've ever been taught. I don't care, I know what I know. Proof in the pudding, so to speak. Honestly, I would only eat this sparingly (without the bread) because I am much better off eating meat that is NOT PROCESSED (steaks, roasts, whole chickens grilled, whole fish grilled with skin on). The Atkins diet is not about eating nothing but hot dogs and baloney, thank you very much.

    I would put the health factor of my dinner last night (steak, salad and chicken wings, not breaded, baked not fried) again any vegetarian you'd care to name. I had a friend who once became a vegetarian to “be healthy” but he ate nothing but sugar-laden soda, cheese pizza and whole bags of candy. Clearly, he got fatter. All I am saying is, there's healthy eating and unhealthy eating, and vegetarianism is not necessarily better for, and low carb eating is not necessarily bad for you. It all depends on CONTEXT and the actual foods you eat.

  • ScottMercer

    Here’s comes more smugness, this time from the other direction: the Atkins diet true believer. Say what you want, but every time I have gone on the Atkins Diet and adhered to its principles, I have lost 50, 60, 70 pounds. Everytime I have gone off the Atkins Diet, I have gained back those same 50, 60, 70 pounds. Well, all of you nay-sayers and supposed experts be damned, I guess I have to stick with it for life to stay healthy. Whatever. I’d rather eat meat than drop dead, thanks. rnrnSo, from my perspective, the problem with this sandwich is not the meat patties, the problem is clearly the WHITE BREAD BUN!!!! Okay, I know you’re all rolling your eyes at this point because what I am saying goes against everything you’ve ever been taught. I don’t care, I know what I know. Proof in the pudding, so to speak. Honestly, I would only eat this sparingly (without the bread) because I am much better off eating meat that is NOT PROCESSED (steaks, roasts, whole chickens grilled, whole fish grilled with skin on). The Atkins diet is not about eating nothing but hot dogs and baloney, thank you very much.rnrnI would put the health factor of my dinner last night (steak, salad and chicken wings, not breaded, baked not fried) again any vegetarian you’d care to name. I had a friend who once became a vegetarian to “be healthy” but he ate nothing but sugar-laden soda, cheese pizza and whole bags of candy. Clearly, he got fatter. All I am saying is, there’s healthy eating and unhealthy eating, and vegetarianism is not necessarily better for, and low carb eating is not necessarily bad for you. It all depends on CONTEXT and the actual foods you eat.

  • Rendu

    This is news?? Sub places here in in Buffalo have had “cheeseburger subs” on their menus for decades. Of course, we also gave the world wings (NOTE: Not “hot wings”, Buffalo wings” , or any other qualifier. “Wings” is all you need to say))

  • Rendu

    This is news?? Sub places here in in Buffalo have had “cheeseburger subs” on their menus for decades. Of course, we also gave the world wings (NOTE: Not “hot wings”, Buffalo wings” , or any other qualifier. “Wings” is all you need to say))

    • Delta

      I thought wings came from chickens

      • Gmonkey

        or did chickens come from wings?

  • Akabillyocean

    i'm obese and i will eat the fuck outta that sammich! nom. nom. nom.

  • Akabillyocean

    i’m obese and i will eat the fuck outta that sammich! nom. nom. nom.

  • Legume

    let me guess, you also have a pabst in your right hand, and a marlborro in your left. Let me say my goodbye's now. because soon you'll be dying from intaking so much PROCESSED meat. Or god will just strike you dead, from harming his precious animals…because its what 'americans' do.

    yes, go meat.

  • Legume

    Yes I agree. Fucking work out, and eat properly in proportions. AND in proportions doesn't mean instead of getting a deluxe bacon cheeseburger with extra mayonnaise, you get a jr. bacon cheeseburger easy on the mayo. I don't even know where you can get what i just described….im sure someone will know.

  • Legume

    fucking really? wow. so what your saying is I shouldn't only eat vegetables (which i don't) for all you meat eaters…us vegetarians ..eat other things as well! yea, it's true. I know, amazing right. That there is something other than vegetables to eat, that ISN'T meat. Lets see we eat nuts, seeds, beans, lentils, peas, boca (meatless) burgers, the infamous vegetables, grains, soy products, wheat, bagels, oatmeal, tofu, toast, soup, stews, cornbread, muffins, etc. Now, to get back on the subject, of what you are saying. So we are missing someone from not eating meat. Is it the fatty acids? Because it sure as hell can't be the protein. I haven't gotten 'sick' from not eating meat infact my skin is clearer, i've lost a few pounds, i am energized throughout the day, am not tired and feel like i have to re-fuel. and you CAN compare the two foods. beans is obviously a better choice.

  • Legume

    Also vegetarians: Gandhi, Rosa Parks, Princess Diana, Teresa Hsu, Buddha, Aung San Suu Kyi, Cesar Chavez, Jane Goodall, Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Pythagoras, Leonardo Da Vinci, Socrates, Darwin, Plato, Sir Isaac Newton, Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison, Confucius – Yehudi Menuhin.Brad Pitt, Leonardo De Caprio, Josh Hartnett, Tom Hanks, Forest Whitaker, Jackie Chan, John Cleese, Dustin Hoffman, Tobey Maguire, William Defoe, Pierce Brosnan, Richard Gere, Jared Leto, Robert Redford, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Danny De Vito, Christian Bale – Oliver Stone (director).Seal, Justin Timberlake, Lenny Kravitz, Prince, Billy Idol, Peter Gabriel, Moby, Common, Bob and Ziggy Marley, All The Beatles, Little Richard, Bob Dylan, Benji Madden, Kenny Loggins, Russell Simmons – Pink, Brandy, Shania Twain, Joss Stone, Carrie Underwood, Sade, Tracy Chapman, Vanessa Williams, Annie Lennox, Avril Lavigne, Erika Bardu, India Arie, Natalie Imbruglia, Nena, Tina Turner, Missy Elliot.

    WRITERS: H. G. Wells, Mark Twain, George Bernard Shaw, Voltaire, Leo Tolstoy, Thoreau.

    ATHLETES: Martina Navratilova (Tennis – won Wimbledon nine times), Carl Lewis (nine time Olympic champion sprinter), Edwin Moses (Olympic champion hurdles), Billie Jean King (Tennis), Joe Namath (football), Stan Price (world record bench press), Bill Pearl (four time Mr. Universe), Dave Scott (six time winner Ironman Triathlon), Charlene Wong Williams (Olympic champion figure skater).

    EVIL VEGETARIANS: Hitler (part time vegetarian), Ghengis Khan, Charles Manson, Pol Pot, William MacDonald

    ps. get your facts straight. Hitler was known as a 'part time' vegetarian. He at times chose to go periods of not eating meat to relieve his irritable bowel syndrome. So just because you go a few weeks without meat, most likely because your doctor said not to, DOES NOT mean you are a vegetarian.

  • Legume

    God, did not 'intend' for us to be vegetarians. We just do not agree with animals being killed for our processed food in the most inhumane ways. It is a choice we made, to not be associated with that.

  • Legume

    let me guess, you also have a pabst in your right hand, and a marlborro in your left. Let me say my goodbye’s now. because soon you’ll be dying from intaking so much PROCESSED meat. Or god will just strike you dead, from harming his precious animals…because its what ‘americans’ do. rnrnyes, go meat.

    • TheDude

      Legume, ever raise your own meat? I sure have, best to be had, it’s called a locker, look it up, it’ll get you away from those “PROCESSED meats” maybe you could enjoy something rather than a radish sandwich or a big bowl of veggies for a change. Oh and, “Or god will just strike you dead, from harming his precious animals…” if you want to get into the whole “god” thing than lets, he wouldn’t have put them here and gave up a taste for them if he hadn’t intended for us to eat them, plain and simple.

  • Legume

    Yes I agree. Fucking work out, and eat properly in proportions. AND in proportions doesn’t mean instead of getting a deluxe bacon cheeseburger with extra mayonnaise, you get a jr. bacon cheeseburger easy on the mayo. I don’t even know where you can get what i just described….im sure someone will know.

  • Legume

    Also vegetarians: Gandhi, Rosa Parks, Princess Diana, Teresa Hsu, Buddha, Aung San Suu Kyi, Cesar Chavez, Jane Goodall, Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Pythagoras, Leonardo Da Vinci, Socrates, Darwin, Plato, Sir Isaac Newton, Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison, Confucius – Yehudi Menuhin.Brad Pitt, Leonardo De Caprio, Josh Hartnett, Tom Hanks, Forest Whitaker, Jackie Chan, John Cleese, Dustin Hoffman, Tobey Maguire, William Defoe, Pierce Brosnan, Richard Gere, Jared Leto, Robert Redford, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Danny De Vito, Christian Bale – Oliver Stone (director).Seal, Justin Timberlake, Lenny Kravitz, Prince, Billy Idol, Peter Gabriel, Moby, Common, Bob and Ziggy Marley, All The Beatles, Little Richard, Bob Dylan, Benji Madden, Kenny Loggins, Russell Simmons – Pink, Brandy, Shania Twain, Joss Stone, Carrie Underwood, Sade, Tracy Chapman, Vanessa Williams, Annie Lennox, Avril Lavigne, Erika Bardu, India Arie, Natalie Imbruglia, Nena, Tina Turner, Missy Elliot.rnrnWRITERS: H. G. Wells, Mark Twain, George Bernard Shaw, Voltaire, Leo Tolstoy, Thoreau.rnrnATHLETES: Martina Navratilova (Tennis – won Wimbledon nine times), Carl Lewis (nine time Olympic champion sprinter), Edwin Moses (Olympic champion hurdles), Billie Jean King (Tennis), Joe Namath (football), Stan Price (world record bench press), Bill Pearl (four time Mr. Universe), Dave Scott (six time winner Ironman Triathlon), Charlene Wong Williams (Olympic champion figure skater).rnrnEVIL VEGETARIANS: Hitler (part time vegetarian), Ghengis Khan, Charles Manson, Pol Pot, William MacDonald rnrnps. get your facts straight. Hitler was known as a ‘part time’ vegetarian. He at times chose to go periods of not eating meat to relieve his irritable bowel syndrome. So just because you go a few weeks without meat, most likely because your doctor said not to, DOES NOT mean you are a vegetarian.

    • Really?

      Chill the f**k out Legume. nYou are without a doubt the angriest vegetarian I have ever seen.nI am omnivore, as are most people; I have no problem with someone making a lifestyle choice to keep meat out of their appetites. I think it is a commitment that takes a lot of self-control and willpower to do.nBut I will never, EVER, support vegetarians like you, who preach your veggie-eating ways to the world, and look down at everyone who doesn’t believe what YOU believe.nAlso, Chris Ar was very clearly making a joke… I’m not sure if the lack of meat causes your sense of humor to atrophy, but this seems to be your body’s reaction to a lack of meat.nFinally, I could produce a list 100x as long as the one you did of famous people who made the choice to go down the omnivorous path and have a BALANCE of both meat and veggies in their lives.nPhew… well that was my two cents. nChill your balls, Legume.n

      • STFU

        no, how about you stfu? calm ur titz bro. dont shit on someone for making a mistake. people like you bring anger into the world. so to legume, we vegetarians have to stick together against the hate of meat eats. god only knows how many fucking times people make fun of me for not eating meat.

  • Legume

    God, did not ‘intend’ for us to be vegetarians. We just do not agree with animals being killed for our processed food in the most inhumane ways. It is a choice we made, to not be associated with that.

    • BBQ Bill

      You seem to have missed the joke. I blame a lack of Vitamin-Meat interfering with the humour centers of the brain.

      • http://twitter.com/JakeWil66322359 Jake Wilson

        or maybe because it’s a stupid joke that fails. #1 reason is God isn’t real and didn’t make anything.

  • Chuck_phbbg69

    yeah, it definately needs bacon. And $7 for the combo, that's a deal since I could probably feed 3 kids with that thing.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/M2YOFAW7GVU7EAETUWNNBILN4A Thomas

    i went to one of the santa ana stores, and ate one. i filmed the whole experience:
    http://hotdamntv.com/#youtubeZaFw8RR7rj8

  • Chuck_phbbg69

    yeah, it definately needs bacon. And $7 for the combo, that’s a deal since I could probably feed 3 kids with that thing.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/M2YOFAW7GVU7EAETUWNNBILN4A Thomas

    i went to one of the santa ana stores, and ate one. i filmed the whole experience:nhttp://hotdamntv.com/#youtubeZaFw8RR7rj8

  • TheDude

    Legume, ever raise your own meat? I sure have, best to be had, it's called a locker, look it up, it'll get you away from those “PROCESSED meats” maybe you could enjoy something rather than a radish sandwich or a big bowl of veggies for a change. Oh and, “Or god will just strike you dead, from harming his precious animals…” if you want to get into the whole “god” thing than lets, he wouldn't have put them here and gave up a taste for them if he hadn't intended for us to eat them, plain and simple.

  • TheDude

    I second that, plus what about eating those “seeds” and “nuts” it's like eating the plants young. It's just wrong.

  • TheDude

    Well said, don't think your better than someone just for what you do or don't, enjoy what you do, and just know the others are missing out.

  • TheDude

    Well said, don’t think your better than someone just for what you do or don’t, enjoy what you do, and just know the others are missing out.

  • Adkama819

    You gotta be kidding! I cannot fathom the thought of what the nutritional values would be on this one! So much for watching your weight!

  • Adkama819

    You gotta be kidding! I cannot fathom the thought of what the nutritional values would be on this one! So much for watching your weight!

  • EternalsBliss

    Legume I hate to say it but you seem to be the angriest vegetarian I have ever seen. Can you say something positive and redeem yourself? I choose to not berate others for their lifestyle choices but if being vegetarian makes you this angry, I think I would avoid being one.

  • gkran

    I would like this minus the cheese plus 1/2 lb of bacon.

  • Anonymous

    I would like this minus the cheese plus 1/2 lb of bacon.

  • BBQ Bill

    You seem to have missed the joke. I blame a lack of Vitamin-Meat interfering with the humour centers of the brain.

  • i>u

    Chuck Noris ate two of these at the same time.

  • i>u

    Chuck Noris ate two of these at the same time.

  • Delta

    I thought wings came from chickens

  • Peter2

    Americans are world champions in eating processed food. The average american housewife is warming up in the micro wave oven food which has been manufacored in factories. Only a minority is buying natural food like vegetable, fish and meat in markets and cook it at home. 1/3 of their population is obese.

  • GMonkey

    then stay in france

  • Gmonkey

    or did chickens come from wings?

  • Gmonkey

    canadian, arab… its the same f-ing thing. socialist basturd. Go fry up a moose in some maple syrup.

  • GMonkey

    then stay in france

  • Gmonkey

    canadian, arab… its the same f-ing thing. socialist basturd. Go fry up a moose in some maple syrup.

  • Really?

    Chill the f**k out Legume.
    You are without a doubt the angriest vegetarian I have ever seen.
    I am omnivore, as are most people; I have no problem with someone making a lifestyle choice to keep meat out of their appetites. I think it is a commitment that takes a lot of self-control and willpower to do.
    But I will never, EVER, support vegetarians like you, who preach your veggie-eating ways to the world, and look down at everyone who doesn't believe what YOU believe.
    Also, Chris Ar was very clearly making a joke… I'm not sure if the lack of meat causes your sense of humor to atrophy, but this seems to be your body's reaction to a lack of meat.
    Finally, I could produce a list 100x as long as the one you did of famous people who made the choice to go down the omnivorous path and have a BALANCE of both meat and veggies in their lives.
    Phew… well that was my two cents.
    Chill your balls, Legume.

  • Really?

    Chill the f**k out Legume. nYou are without a doubt the angriest vegetarian I have ever seen.nI am omnivore, as are most people; I have no problem with someone making a lifestyle choice to keep meat out of their appetites. I think it is a commitment that takes a lot of self-control and willpower to do.nBut I will never, EVER, support vegetarians like you, who preach your veggie-eating ways to the world, and look down at everyone who doesn’t believe what YOU believe.nAlso, Chris Ar was very clearly making a joke… I’m not sure if the lack of meat causes your sense of humor to atrophy, but this seems to be your body’s reaction to a lack of meat.nFinally, I could produce a list 100x as long as the one you did of famous people who made the choice to go down the omnivorous path and have a BALANCE of both meat and veggies in their lives.nPhew… well that was my two cents. nChill your balls, Legume.n

  • Jay F

    Christ I wish we had Carl’s here in Pittsburgh! I’d try one of those footlong in a heartbeat!

  • Editorterry

    Activon is the nastiest commercial on TV — How do I know? Because I remember the name but swear I’ll never use the product.

  • ^kristi^

    everyone has a right to eat what they want, I think is looks good, you veggies out there no biggy, were not putting you down.  But, me personally thinks that looks good my husband would eat three quarters, my son half of his and half of mine and I would take a few bites…… no hate ppl…. everyone has a right to their opion.

  • David_stjean

    I tasted it it was ok but honestly i prefer black mens cock its longer,juicer and has a cream filing.

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