How to Cook Bacon With a Machine Gun

Based off Oelund‘s great walkthrough, we’re going to be piecing together how to cook bacon with a machine gun. That’s right, a machine gun. What are you going to need? Bacon (duh), tin foil, string, and a 7.62mm machine gun (duh x2). If you don’t mind the smell of crispy, sizzling bacon coinciding with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil, this recipe is definitely for you. Just wrap the barrel in tin foil, wrap the bacon around it, tie it down with string, then wrap some more tin foil around it, and tie THAT down with string. Let off a few bursts and start smelling the bacon, Oelund gave this baby 250 rounds, but he says 150 might actually do the trick.

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