What’s most interesting about this 7-lb monster of a hot dog is the hilarity in its retail-availableness. For $29.95, you can be the owner of this 7-lb., 16″ long, 4″ in diameter, 100% veal, beef, and pork hot dog. This made-in-Chicago badboy will serve up to 50 people, and is 50 times bigger than a normal hot dog.

The company behind this crazy hot dog, BigHotDog.com, jokingly claims that this 7-lb weiner is perfect for children, considering it’s chokeproof as opposed to traditional hot dogs. Sounds funny. Here are a few more shots of the 7-lb hot dog with some satisfied customers: