Recently our very own Dubai chef invited the crew up to his beach house he has in Cambria, by Hearst Castle. I was on my own road trip at the time, so I met them coming down south. Anyway Matt’s parents were kind enough to take us out to lunch to this rad spot right on the beach, and this is what the white prince of Dubai ordered. Seriously looking at these photos last night at 2 a’clock in the morning made me want clam chowder, so I made some. It wasn’t as good but it hit the spot.

At first glance, I thought this bad boy was filled to the brim with an unnecessary amount of pastrami. Oh boy was I wrong! We’re actually witnessing one pound of fried bacon sitting between two slices of toasted Italian bread, complete with lettuce, tomato and an obligatory spread of mayo. Helllllllzzzz Belllllzzz! (PicThx TIWYF/Tony’s I-75 Restaurant)

Ashley Greene seems to be a dazzling the world with her down to earth life style. She keeps it simple and real with out an actual bikini on and some colorful SoBe LifeWater. I’m just waiting for that water to wash off that paint, ya know!? (THX The Superficial)

With the Super Bowl rapidly approaching, I wonder what kind of commercials Dorito’s is going to come up with! This one is hilarious, Jay Leno don’t know jack about cheese!

Yes, this is really happening.We’re looking at an amazing burrito concoction consisting of a double-wrapped Chipotle burrito, chock-full of rice, pinto beans, chicken, fresh tomato salsa, corn, sour cream, cheese, lettuce and guacamole, wrapped inside a cheese pizza, and further topped with yet more fresh tomato salsa, corn chips, curly fries, jalapeno bites and held together akin to a club sandwich two sticks of chocolate and almond pocky. THIS IS PROPER! (PicThx TIWYF)