These guys are my heroes! I use to do this when I was a little kid and my mom would always beat me. I mean put me on timeout!

New Years is right around the corner, and its time to let the beast rage out one last time for 2009! That rhyme’d, Shady Aftermath. This year my friends and I decided to rock out like Eminem and get a keg for our New Years Eve party! No one has ever taught me to properly tap a keg before so I decided to take it upon myself to learn. Consider this my first New Years resolution I just murdered! And no, I am not affiliated with Murder Inc. or with Shady Aftermath.

Unless you had Taco Bell for your holiday dinners (don’t laugh, I had Del Taco on Christmas Eve. Seriously), you might have some leftovers remaining. The dudes over at InsaneWiches have pieced together a cute way of handling those leftover items by creating this Stocking Stuffer Leftover Sandwich. It’s a nicely carved confection of turkey breast, cranberry sauce, stuffing all floating on a puddle of turkey gravy. Hot. Damn.

That chicken in his hands looks so good!

The freaking economy! You could get three pizzas at Little Caesars for under ten bucks back in the day?! WHAT??? Inflation…