Pic of the Day: Fish Flip Flops

I’ve always been one to have a negative disposition towards flip-flops. Living in Southern California for my entire life, I was always surrounded by a number of people who were so cool in their flip-flop attire, I would cry myself to sleep at night wishing I had the swagger to pull off such footware without the presence of a sandy beach. Apologies in advance to the male readers who wear flipflops when no particular water or beach activity is involved, consider me an unimportant chronic hater, and continue to showcase your beautiful fucking gross feet. Oh yeah, Marc, these fish-sandals are for you buddy!



Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.


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