Obese Billionaire to Open World's Largest Gravy Park
The Onion News Network brings to the table yet another interestingly peculiar and parody of a news report, regarding a an obese woman with tons of money who plans to open the world’s largest gravy park.
Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.
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