Weekend Through the Eyes of an ENVY2

I’m going to construct this post like a Tarentino film. A really bad Tarentino film. A Tarentino film with Taco Bell’s Volcano Box, hangover remedy at Taqueria Escalante, Oreos, Rudy, Gaylor, a chef named Mattmurrica, and a puppy (not eaten).



Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.


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