Mang and I have been discussing this for quite some time, Kristen Stewart is the most painfully awkward, yet curiously attractive female to grace media for quite some time. Enjoy feeling your insides spew out through your digestive track, then feel a warm buzz in your head as you watch her conduct herself on television. Kristen, if you’re reading, I want to hang out!

Amazing video of a man with nothing but unpopped kernels in his mouth and fire in his hands. Game on!

So the other night, Katy Perry and I were having dinner, one thing led to another, and I dared her to prove her Foodbeast nature. A few days later, she got up on stage at the MTV Japan Video Music Awards and stripped down to this lovely getup. Sushi all over your one-piece? Point made Katy, next week’s lunch is on me! (PicThx PerezHilton)

An interesting take on a Champion slip on sneaker from Keds footware. The outer canvas is painted with a photo realistic tiled pattern of bacon strips, reserved for only the ultimate-of-ultimate Foodbeasts with absolutely, 0-percent, no shame. (Thx Zazzle)

I don’t mess with that cinnabon stuff, I make sure my cinnamon rolls are the freshest of the fresh. Every year for Christmas my mom makes cinnamon rolls, and since you know it’s now pretty much June I’m going to have to settle for Pioneer Woman’s. Enjoy because while you do that, I’m going to go to the store and buy some cinnamon rolls.