Stand ‘N Stuff Taco Shells. Someone deserves a raise.

One less thing to worry about when you go to sleep at night.

Thanks, Old El Paso!

Make Tonight Taco Night!

For those of us who like our traditional Mexican grub on the gourmet side, Rubio’s Fresh Mexican Grill has rolled out with a line of new Grilled Gourmet Tacos.

The new epicurean tacos are available in four styles:

• Sirloin Steak
• Garlic Herb Shrimp
• Grilled Chicken
• Portabello & Poblano

“Warm Corn Tortillas with toasted cheese, slices of fresh avocado, habanero citrus salsa and chipotle picante sauce. It’s a fiesta for your taste buds.”

Via [Rubio's]

There’s some new heat from the folks at California Pizza Kitchen.

Their newest gourmet creation is the the Buffalo Chicken Pizza, “Grilled chicken marinated in SPICY Buffalo sauce with Mozzarella cheese, carrots, celery and crumbled Gorgonzola cheese. Served with a side of Gorgonzola ranch dressing.”

Yeahhh boy. CPK always knocking em dead in the pizza world. Get Hungry.

“Pure. Simple. Mintwater”

Water flavored with real mint grown in Washington State’s Yakima Valley. The mint is steamed to extract the flavor, then added to water. The water is purified using reverse osmosis, and is free of all salts, impurities, and particles as small as an ion. Damn. You better savor this drink. Pure water combined with real mint.

Metromint promise to refresh, relieve, relax, revere, renew, and rehydrate your body. Case of 24 bottles for $38.

Available in:

• Peppermint
• Spearmint
• Cherrymint
• Lemonmint
• Orangemint
• Chocolatemint

Click here for more metromint.

Meet the newest heat from Taco Bell: the Volcano Taco. Part of the Why Pay More! Value menu, this bad boy comes loaded with real cheddar cheese, green lettuce, cheesy lava sauce, and seasoned ground beef.

All stuffed in a red taco shell. Red, like lava. Lava, like from a volcano. Taco Bell always ahead of the curve baby.

The new Volcano Taco will only set you back 89 cents. It has 240 calories, 17 g fat, and 8 g protein. Mount Kilimanjaro.

There are only two days to go if you want to have a taste of Cold Stone Creamery’s summer lineup of baseball inspired flavors! The four new creations are only available in store until August 30, so hurry and get yours while you can!

The four new creations inspired by America’s favorite pastime are:

• Batter’s Box of Sprinkles: Cake Batter Ice Cream with rainbow sprinkles, brownies, and fudge.
• Blueberry Double Play: Blueberry Muffin Ice Cream with double blueberries and yellow cake.
• Chocolate Curve Ball: Chocolate Cake Batter Ice Cream with strawberries, chocolate chips, and caramel.
• Grand Slam Batter: Cookie Batter Ice Cream with cookie dough, pecans, and fudge.

Dude, they serve chicken wings at Burger King in Turkey. Let’s follow in their footsteps. Or go on vacation to Turkey. An order of six, soda, and fries come in a combo meal. I guess they call them menus in Turkey. Chicken Wings at Burger King. Go Turkey!

If you are a fan of the Kentucky Fried Chicken, make some room in your toy chest. The Colonel Sanders bobblehead is now available at the Yum! Brands, Inc. Online Store. The figure stands 5 in. tall and is made of custom poly-resin, whatever that is, and sells for $7.00 each. Grab it here.

Shake it, Colonel.

About time. “Nothing but the Delicious Honey Baked Clusters”

Available in Honey Roasted and Caramel @ 17 oz.

Get those corn flakes outta my face!

Borba skin care product company has a clever idea: Drink your way to flawless skin.

According to their website, Borba Skin Balance Waters “contain an array of exotic fruits, antioxidant ingredients, and essential vitamins and minerals that work in tandem to help improve and protect skin, from the inside out!“

Apparently our skin loses ability to retain moisture as we age, and that results in rough skin, like an alligator. So drink more water and problem solved!

These magical voodoo elixirs are available in four flavors:

• Age Defying (For aging skin and wrinkles)
• Clarifying (For Oily Skin)
• Firming (For Body/Firmness)
• Replenishing (For Dry Skin)

Drink up Sonny. Buy them here.