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Crunchgate: Cap’n Crunch Makes National Headlines, Insists He is Not a Liar & a Fraud

June 18, 2013 // 6:03 pm

Dear Foodbeast Readers,

Apparently, we’ve caused a national outrage that some have deemed “the greatest controversy in recorded history.” When we broke the news that Cap’n Crunch is a Liar and a Fraud, readers were both heartbroken and shocked that we had the audacity to utter such blasphemy.

Cap’n…

Cheesecake Factory’s Best Dishes Ranked by Dankness

June 18, 2013 // 4:11 pm

If you’ve ever been to The Cheesecake Factory you know that their menus are more of an encyclopedia of dishes than something to order off of. If it takes you 45 minutes to go through the menu once, you know there’s a problem.

Lucky for us a pair of…

Starbucks Puts Calorie Info on Menus Nationwide, Ruins Caramel Frapps for Everyone

June 18, 2013 // 3:26 pm

Starbucks is leading the calorie-conscious caffeine wave by adding nutrition information to all Starbucks menus nationwide starting June 25. The move comes after the FDA proposed a requirement that all restaurant chains with more than twenty locations post calorie counts on their menu boards and provide full…

McDonald’s Testing ‘Dollar Menu & More,’ Adds $1 Burger Stuffed with Tortilla Strips

June 18, 2013 // 2:14 pm

After a while, the same ol’ Dollar Menu at Mickey D’s gets old. There are only so many McDoubles and vanilla soft serves you can eat before you start wishing more choices fit your dollar budget. Looking to add some variety to their current offerings, McDonald’s…

There’s Hope: America’s Libraries Outnumber McDonald’s & Starbucks

June 18, 2013 // 8:00 am

You know the saying “There’s a Starbucks on every corner”? Turns out there might be more free books on city blocks than those pricy coffees.

America is home to about 17,000 public libraries, according to statistician Justin Grimes with the Institute of Museum and Library Sciences. Grimes plotted

15 Sure-Fire Ways to Guarantee You’ll Get Food Poisoning This Summer, Probably

June 18, 2013 // 7:00 am

My best friend has a saying – “What’s life without a little risk?” This is usually applied to a select few scenarios, most often involving the possibility of death and/or a very good story. But when it comes to summer grilling, more than a couple “what ifs” come to…

This Super Mario Bros. Cake is Bowser Approved

June 18, 2013 // 6:00 am

Oh. My. GOOMBA.

This Super Mario Bros. themed cake is one of the most gloriously nerdtastic cakes I’ve ever seen. Adorned with Koopas, Goombas, Cheep Cheep and Petey Piranhas, the cake’s scenes depict some of the Super Mario series’ most beloved levels. Except for the underwater worlds, I really freaking…

Mac n’ Cheese, Fried Chicken & Mashed Potato-Stuffed Burrito [HOT ON INSTAGRAM]

June 17, 2013 // 4:20 pm

Our latest Hot on Instagram gem comes from @taylorcorner. Apparently, the man is a culinary genius and comes up with the most magnificent dishes during his lunch break.

The “KFC bowl inspired burrito” pictured above is stuffed with “[m]ac’n’cheese, fried chicken, mashed potatoes and corn.” Taylor, we’re…