19 Fast Food Chains and What They Should Honestly Be Called

1. Carl’s Jr. : Home of the $7 Six Dollar Burger

2. El Pollo Loco: Pronounced “Po-yo” not “Polo”

3. Chick-fil-A: Did you want some? Sorry, we’re closed

4. In-N-Out: Ugh, #monkeystyle

5. Jack in the Box: The place that magically appears whenever you’re drunk and stoned at 3 am

6. McDonald’s: Ba Da Ba Ba Ba

7. Burger King: There’s no McDonald’s around here

8. Taco Bell: The DLT is delicious they said. It’s the best thing you’ve ever eaten they said. Now your toilet hates you

9. Del Taco: There’s no Taco Bell around here

10. KFC: Our mascot is secretly Santa Claus

11. Long John Silvers: Because fried fish nuggets sound a lot healthier than fried chicken nuggets

12. Starbucks: $6 Coffee Milkshakes

13. Subway: Edible Yoga Mats