Giant Drumstick Pillow is Your Replacement Girlfriend/Boyfriend

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It’s been a long night of drinking. You stumble back into your apartment, kick off your heels, and bury your head into the pillows. You drift off to a dreamland of no hangovers and giant chicken drumsticks. For those of you who fantasize about juicy chicken legs, Beloved has created the Chicken Drumstick pillow for you to lay your weary head.

For $25, the pillow features an “all over” print that results in a hyper-realistic drumstick sleeping companion. Almost like the real thing, just not edible. Sadly. Something to remember when drunk you suddenly decides it’s a miracle, not a pillow, and starts to dig in.

Picthx Beloved

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