We know what you're wondering. Is this actually a burnt vagina on toast? Is it actually for sale? For actual people to purchase? I can't even...
Well, ladies and gentlement, the answer is yes -- a bona fide vagina toaster does indeed exist.
So, for all those lucky folks in the world who have always wanted the image of a vagina toasted onto their bread, you're in luck. The Vagina Toaster will run you$45 (pocket change for the Holy Grail of toasters) and comes in blue, green, white, red, and yellow. The perfect way to emblazon your bread with a coochie.
Oh, and the reviews on Amazon are the best. Warning: tiny font ahead.
Incorrectly Labia
Tiny Hair Crannies
Great with the kids
Hold the blood pudding, please
No Purple?!!?! No sale.
'Dive' in!
Perfection 
The Vagina Toaster $45 @Amazon
