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McDonald's to Release Adventure Time Happy Meal Toys

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How many of you are squealing with absolute delight upon reading this? Yes, McDonald's will be unleashing Adventure Time Happy Meal Toys starting January 17.

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We. Are. Giggling. In. Our. Stockings. Right. Now. The whimsical series features a "Bendy" Finn and Jake with moveable appendages, a sword-wielding Finn, an freeze-blasting Ice King, a "channel changin'" BMO and a pogo-stick like version of Jake. However, according to Happy Meal.com, these are boy's toys, while the girls get stuck with Pepto-Bismo-colored Paul Frank trinkets. Erm, bullsh*t.

H/T Kotaku