What Your Choice of Beer Says About You [INFOGRAPHIC]

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For beer drinkers asking the bartender to “suggest” or “surprise” them with a drink, you may want to reconsider that request. According to this enlightening comic by Bite, your beer preference is basically a window into you inner soul. Basically.

Turns out, folks who prefer dark ales are aggressive, “cantankerous” fellows hiding a big ol’ heart of gold. However, if you’re more keen towards the bitters, you’re probably harboring a lot of angst towards your ex. Yikes.

I guess I have to pick my brews carefully from now on. I don’t want to give out the wrong impression because apparently, my choice of lager makes me belligerent, while my occasional pint of stout indicates bear-fighting abilities. Who knew?

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H/T + PicThx Nerdalicious

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