Mario ‘Beerio’ Kart Might Be The Greatest, Nerdiest Drinking Game Ever
Now, I’ve seen some pretty epic drinking games but I can only imagine how insane things get when you mix cheap beer with Mario Kart.
Think about it. The game is already hard to play sober. Plus, something changes in people when they play Mario Kart. Your friends are now laughing maniacally as they shoot Bullet Bills and leave a trail of banana peels for you to slip on. Not to mention you have Wario on your ass with Bowser waiting just around the corner to blast that damn spiny shell at you just as you slide into first place. But to play this seemingly innocent racing game while drunk off your ass? Nope. Kiss Rainbow Road goodbye.
The rules are simple:
1) Dust off your N64 and find your Mario Kart 64 cartridge. Yes kids, in the old days we had to play our video games on cartridges, none of that fancy CD ish.
2) Get some beer. Make sure it’s something you like because you’ll be spending some quality time with it.
3) Grab some pals and start up the game. Once you’ve all picked your characters and course, it’s time to get down to business.
Check out the run down below:
Make sure you play this with some friends though, because playing Beerio Kart solo is basically geeky alcoholism.
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