The Multiple Personalities of Coffee [INFOGRAPHIC]

AKA The Barista’s Guide to Pretentiously Judging Your Customers More Than You Already Do

Around 8:45 a.m. on a weekday, the line at the Starbucks next to our office is at least 15 people deep, mostly business types in their smart suits and police officers with their holsters hanging out and me, rocking my sneakers and crewneck. As the coffee house fills with chatter about the upcoming workday, you can usually find me standing around trying to memorize the tea menu. However, thanks to this handy infographic, now I can better judge my fellow queue dwellers with none of the manic hyper attention of a coffee-swiller but all the tweet-sized expertise of a millennial.

Oh, you want the freshly-ground Café con Leche, to-go? Honey, we can see right through you.

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H/T Design Taxi + Picthx Visual.ly

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