Pork Your Lover in Style with Bacon Condoms
So apparently this bacon trend hasn’t gone far enough. Now you can do the dirty with these Bacon Condoms.
Straight from J&D’s press release:
Bacon Condoms Make Your Meat Look Like Meat. Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D’s baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.
Aside from the packaging looking like America’s favorite breakfast food, the condom itself literally costumes your goods in a bacon suit. Although, don’t be surprised if they turn out to be a hoax — the mock up is a little iffy.
“One delicious bacon strip” aka a 3-pack of these bacon flavored prophylactics will run you $9.99 online, but you’ll have to wait since they are completely sold out.
This is one type of bacon you won’t want crispy. Seriously, please don’t use crispy condoms.
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