Organic Dehydrated Canned Water is Really Healthy For You [HUMOR]

It’s the perfect beverage for that New Year’s resolution you’ve been holding onto (come on, it’s March, give it up already) and contains no fat, sugar, sodium, cholesterol or calories. The site claims:

Our Future Essentials Dehydrated Water comes in a large #10 Can and is always fresh, never from concentrate and a 100% Organic. Dehydrated water is the perfect addition to all high-fiber, protein, and carbohydrate diets.

It is light weight making it easy to store. It has a unique odorless, tasteless, and colorless appealing to all avid water drinkers. Perfect gift for the person who ‘has it all.’

It’s magic in a can and yes, Happy Early April Fools. Still love us?

The best part, you can actually buy this stuff. Hey, that’s on you.

Dehydrated Canned Water $5 @MREdepot

H/T Laughing Squid

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