This Ear Wax Candy is ‘Picked Fresh,’ Q-Tip Not Included
The best part amount these lemony morsels resembling ear wax is the accompanying description:
Picked fresh from the inner recesses of a large, crusty ear, these chewy gummy morsels feature a delicious lemon flavor. Nifty ear graphic packets seal in quality!
Oh fabulous! It’s hard to get fresh, high-quality ear slop these days, especially the kind you find in “large, crusty” crevices of the body. . .
Ugh, just looking at this picture gives me the shivers. You can see the guy’s tiny ear hairs for goodness sake.
Gummy Ear Wax $6.25 @Candy Warehouse
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