This Peanut Butter is So Hot It’s ‘Not Suitable for Children, Pets or the Elderly’
We do not recommend slathering The Instant Regret Peanut Butter on your average PB & J. Unless, of course, you actually want your tongue to disintegrate into a million pieces. This particular peanut butter sauce features the Nagu Bhut Jolokia, you know, the legendary “ghost pepper” that’s said to be 10, 000 times hotter than Tabasco. That’s ten thousand times hotter.
So imagine, along with your normal dose of peanuts and sunflower oil, Instant Regret Peanut Butter contains what was once known as the world’s hottest chili pepper (according to the 2007 Guinness World Records) – superseded only by the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion. Oh, and there’s a bit of chilli extract and some habanero to, you know, alleviate the feeling of your mouth violently setting fire.
We recommend trying this only in very small doses and, as the makers of Instant Regret products note, “DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning, even if you don’t like them.”
Instant Regret Peanut Butter: £6.99 ($11.23 US) @ Firebox
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