What Would Batman Eat? A Look into the Dark Knight’s Daily Diet
7:00 p.m. – Dinner. Foie-Gras Covered Steak (Raw) with Sauteed Spinach and Whiskey on the Rocks.
‘Cause he a baller.
10 p.m. – Patrolling. Hostess Cupcakes, 5 Hour Energy Shots and Black Licorice.
Because even Batman can use some snacks.
5 a.m. – Bat-Munchies. Protein Powder, KFC Chicken Wings and a Weinerschnitzel Hot Dog.
Because when Batman wants fast food, he’s gonna avoid places with clowns.
8 a.m.-ish – Breakfast. Bat-Toast, Bat-Oatmeal, Plain Greek Yogurt and Black Coffee.
Because sometimes Alfred can be a hopeless sap and gets bored while waiting up for Bruce all night.
Anywhere between 1 and 3 p.m. – Lunch. Dark Berry Mountain Dew and a Nyquil.
Because Dark Berry Mountain Dew tastes like justice, and after a long night of crime-fighting, the Dark Knight needs a nap.
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