‘Bird Crap’ Seasoning is a Real Thing

When I think ‘Bird Crap,’ the first thing that comes to mind is how utterly fuming I am because some dumb winged animal has taken a dookie on my windshield just moments after an overpriced car wash. The last thing that comes to mind is seasoning my proteins.

For the folks at Bird Crap Seasoning, they take Bird Crap to mean a spicey, salty, peppery blend that is touted to “taste great on just about anything!” The seasoning is custom blended in Pawleys Island, SC and is currently sold online in different-sized packages that should make you chuckle (if you’re even still reading).

$5.99 will net you one bottle of Bird Crap, $10.00 is the current sale price on Bird Crap Double (two bottles) and $55.00 is the sale price on an entire Case o’ Bird Crap (12 pack).

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