Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws

We all know that chocolate milk is an excellent source of Calcium,Vitamin D and childhood nostalgia. Now chocolate milk gets a revitalizing jolt as the ThinkGeek brand pumps 200mg of pure caffeine into this cafeteria favorite with these mixture straws. For those in need of reference, 200mg is roughly the amount of caffeine found in two and a half regular energy drinks!

Simply pour in the powdered contents of each straw into your glass of milk and BAM! Sleep will become a thing of the past. You can stay up all night feeling like a kid again!  Although, with that much caffeine stimulating your synapses, you might just start believing you’re a kid again too. ($8 @Thinkgeek)

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